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I'm so glad that you've decided to keep your journal with us. I'll go prepare a welcoming party, maybe bake a cake or something. You like cake, right? Sweet, sweet cake.
Head down right behind me here, it's the third door on the right.
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We store your journals in a heavily encrypted database, and we will never give up any of your information for any reason. The only person that sees your writing is you and the skeleton standing behind you RIGHT NOW OH GOD
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Even impaled on a spear, he was confident he could - suddenly he was impaled on a spear.
The ships hung in the sky much in the same way that bricks don't.
Pelamus turned around, and bless the idiot, he gave a monologue.
"Hmmm, very severe... Poor condition, heavy infection... Disarticulation... Oh no, no... Clearly broken... Mm-hmmm... All right, then, all's well, perfect health, clear to go."